Listology: Top 5 Colleges Where You Won’t Get Laid

Posted by J. Catapano , Sep, 2009 @ 08:27

As we are all aware, college is a time of sexual exploration for most, which is why sex tends to be popular among the college crowd. I didn’t necessarily experience the ‘booty call’ first hand while I was studying at Ramapo, but I was aware of it. And, for the most part, if you find the right girl or guy, they’ll follow through. Of course, this isn’t necessarily the case for all colleges in this fair country. I would say that the majority of them do indeed lend themselves to followers of the dark arts that is the sex call, but if you’re planning on that, there are a few colleges that you may want to avoid. Reuters l ists them with explanation thusly from a website called OnlineBootyCall.com:

MIT – Massachusetts Institute of Technology
Oral Roberts University
Princeton University
BYU – Brigham Young University
United States Military Academy at West Point

If you’re planning on hitting up any of these institutions don’t expect much action. If your buddy goes to any of these five, expect to have a quiet weekend of drinking with a bunch of people of the same sex. On the other hand, OnlineBootyCall hasn’t forgotten you, the sexually prime college student. Here is a list of the top ten schools at which you will most likely hook up:

New York University
Maryland University
DePaul University
University of Georgia
Ohio State University
San Diego State University
University of Texas at Austin
University of Southern California
Florida State University
Arizona State University

Plan your trips accordingly, friends. If you’re hoping that you’ll keep a low profile, go with the five above. If you want to take some risks and have a little wholesome fun, go with the bottom ten. Let’s be clear, though, here at Campusology we purport safe sexual practices. Don’t go nuts (no pun intended), just keep it at a reasonable level and, above all, don’t do anything stupid. Be safe out there, kids.

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