Taking a Euphemism To A Dark, Literal Place
Tuesday, October 27th, 2009
We’ve all said it before, ‘If I have another class with that professor, I’ll kill myself.’ Unfortunately, that’s exactly what happened at Arizona State University.
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Professor Dies from H1N1 Infection
Monday, October 26th, 2009
A professor over at Humboldt State University was infected with the swine flu and has since passed away. M. Wayne Knight was hospitalized with complications from the infection. He expired shortly after his admission to Mad River Hospital. Sadly, Knight was only sixty years old. If there’s any institution that has a swine flu [...]
Student Murdered In Dorm, Roommate Chief Suspect
Monday, October 26th, 2009
Scott Hawkins, who was a new student at Sacramento State University, was killed in his own dormitory last week. According to Hawkins’ family members and law enforcement, there are so far no leads to this outburst of violence. Hawkins’ father explained to reporters at MercuryNews.com that his son never discussed any bad blood between his [...]
University Zombie Alert System
Friday, October 2nd, 2009
That’s right, friends, there’s a college out there that’s getting ready for the zombie apocalypse. A university employee added zombie attacks to the campus’s disaster preparedness site. The guy doesn’t actually believe that zombies will inevitably take over the world and that UF students should really be ready for such an occurrence, but it is [...]
Bad Luck For NY Student During Oil Change
Monday, September 21st, 2009
A student from the State University of New York was changing his oil in the campus parking lot when his car gave way and fell on top of him. Needless to say, the automobile crushed him and killed him. If you’re going to change your oil yourself, please make sure that you’re safe. Let [...]
Facebook Terror Threat Taken Very Seriously
Monday, September 21st, 2009
Radames Santiago, a student over at St John’s University in New York is being held for making a threat on his Facebook page about killing his fellow classmates in a ‘Virginia Tech style’ massacre. Santiago claims that he was drunk and depressed at the time of the posting and it really didn’t mean anything at [...]
Some Positive Outcomes From Annie Le Case
Thursday, September 17th, 2009
Every now and again, you’ll find a silver lining to such awful occurrences. This is one of those times. With the news about how easy and quickly this whole thing took place, more campuses are becoming more aware at other campuses. Being alert is always a good idea.
News of Annie Le Continues to Leak Information Little By Little
Wednesday, September 16th, 2009
As I promised on Monday, I’m keeping you up to date on the mystery of Annie Le’s death at Yale. The news at this point is that Le was apparently strangled and asphyxiated the night of her murder. The autopsy came back today and that’s what the medical examiner came up with. There still isn’t [...]
Ted Kennedy and Your Education
Wednesday, August 26th, 2009
I know that Mr Foster has already covered the death of Senator Edward Kennedy this morning, but I think it’s worth while to take a look at what the Senator from Massachusetts did for this country’s educational system. During the ’60s Ted Kennedy fought tirelessly for equal rights while bringing blacks and whites into school [...]
